Which one? BNG #13

Baby #1:
If you are wearing shorts, it's a boy.
If you are wearing pants, it's a girl.
If you are wearing other, you decide the gender.
First name is one syllable, middle name is a name you hate.

Baby #2:
If you are married, it's a boy.
If you are single, it's a girl.
If you are in a relationship but not married, you decide the gender.
First name must be traditional, middle name must begin with the first letter of your first name.

Twins!:
If you have kids in real life, it's boys.
If you don't have kids in real life, it's girls.
First name must start with the second letter of you middle name, middle names must start with the same letter (not the same letter as the first name).

Tell me what you think of these type of BNG's. Have fun! :)